brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via emmaisapie)

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theuppitynegras:

firstladysexyfineass:

Where is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?

here he is

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(Source: narret, via lluciddream)

brotips:

Just ask like, Macklemore. And the guy who made Paranormal Activity. Because I’m sure you have their emails.
-Sketch
Posters

brotips:

Just ask like, Macklemore. And the guy who made Paranormal Activity. Because I’m sure you have their emails.

-Sketch

Posters

(via manda)

kitteridgehawkpelt:

badhoruss:

“Recreate any Game/Film/Album cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”

how’d i do?

you’ve killed me

hope you’re happy

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tightarsetuesday:

when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips

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when that part of their tummy has a happy trail

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when you see the waistband of their underwear

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boys

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i hope my first child is a dragon

(Source: nyozeka, via partyhannosandlimbolexi)

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